Instructions/Rules/LAW: 1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves. 2. Tag eight people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the people whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? Bombard him with all my entire vocabulary of vitriolic vituperatives, slam the door into his nose, & then not speak to him, ever again.
2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be? I wish for health & wealth.
3. What will your dream wedding be like? 3. What will your dream holiday be like? 3. What will your dream house be like? It'll be the largest mansion on Earth with Victorian-style rooms. Golden stairways and crystal chandeliers! The front faces a serene beach while the back faces a jungle. There must be dark secret chambers too with torch-lit corridors. [Okay, this is getting too far-fetched. Pffft.]
4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you? Yes, the, bloody, future.
5. What’s your ideal lover like? 5. What’s your ideal meal like? Top grade meatballs (!) + Top grade (and non-fat) mushroom garlic onion gravy + Poached potato + Mushroom omelette + Carrot cake for desert + Cranberry juice + ... [This can go on forever.]
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone? 6. Which do you prefer, potatoes or muffins? 6. Mash potato or baked potato? Baked! With loads of egg + mushroom + cheese + beef topping!
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love? Not wait. He will not be the only person on Earth worth lovin' !
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do? Leave them alone.
9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days? Loads. I want some quiet time myself.
10. What do you want most in life? Right now, I want health, urgently.
11. Is being tagged fun? Yes!
12. How do you see yourself in ten years time? In London! With large hot pieces. Being on Guiness World's Records for eliminating cockroaches and mosquitos. Oh, and I shall meet DBrown and then perform taxidermy on him. [Okay, kiddin'].
13. Where is the place you want to go most and why? London! 'Cause DBrown is there!
14. What kind of person do you think you are? Eccentric & emotional Sensitive & irritable Basically, weird.
15. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor? Single & rich!
16. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? I want all animals. [Sulks] I don't mind a killer whale.
17. What are one of those things which you would prefer not to do? Watch tv.
18. What kind of person do you think you are? 18. What is your favourite colour? Brown!
19. What do you define as a bad day? Sitting at home all day but not doing anything productive (eg homework). Fork. [:(]
20. If you have to choose between love (as in boy-girl relationships) and friendship, what would it be? Friendship! BGRs are a waste of time and energy.
June 21, 2008
I'm waiting for my forking photoshop download, alright.
1. Do you want to grow old with someone or be single?
2. What were you doing at 8:00 thismorning?
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Surfing blogskins.com for inspiration
4. What was something that happened to you in 1992?
Fell down three steps
5. If you were stranded on an island with the person you hated and without food what would you do:
To that person? Nothing.
6. When someone catches your eye, do you try to make eye contact or avoid it?
7. What color is your hairbrush?i haven’t seen mine in a while!
I do not have a hairbrush. The last time I brush my hair was, I can't remember.
8. What was the last thing you bought?
Can't remember, I get people to buy me stuffs!
9. How do you know when you are in love?
Won't know, yet.
10. Have you been to China?
Chongqing with B!
11. Where do you keep your money?
In my piggy bank. But I don't know where my piggy bank went.
12. Have you traveled outside the country?
13.Do you wish you were back together with any of your exes?
14. Do you like peanut butter?
15. What is your motto on love?
Anyone who makes you sad is not worth being sad about.
16. The thing you love about relationships?
17. The thing you love about being single?
18. Would you give up a dream for someone you loved?
19. Do you wanna cut your hair?
I don't care.
20. Are you over the age of 25?
21. Do you talk a lot?
Depends on the people.
22. Do you watch The O.C.?
23. Does your screen name have an “x”in it?
24. Do you know anyone named Kelsey?
25. Favorite ice cream?
26. Could you date someone who has been only your friend for a long time?
27. Are you typically a jealous person?
28. Is there such thing as a perfect relationship?
29. Name a friend whose name startswith the letter “P”:
Can't think of any!
30. Who’s the last person to call you?
I don't know. It was an unknown number.
31. Last magazine you bought?
NG? I can't remember.
32. Do you chew on your straws?
33. Do you have curly hair?
It gets curly when it grows longer. But it's short now! 34. Can you dance like a chicken?
How do you dance, like a chicken?
36. Last concert?
Jubilate IV! I miss Rosin Eating Zombies!
37. What is something you say a lot?bo
I don't know. :D
38. Favorite color?
Brown! 39. do you know what a plectrum is for?
It is used to pluck the strings of an instrument.
40. Do you have to work tomorrow?
41. Who was the last person you said I love you to?
Rowland! Over MSN.
42. What should you be doing right now?
Don't make me feel guilty.
43. Do you have a nickname?
No, used to have horrible ones though.
44.Are you a heavy sleeper?
Sure. Once I had a junior pounce on me to wake me up. & then just yesterday B! had to wake me up four times before I was willing to get out of the bed.
45. Do you watch tv?
46. Is there anyone you like right now?
I don't know.
I spell F-A-T.
Rice Fish (By B!'s mom!) Turkey Breast Subway (!) Sushi (!) Raspberry Jelly & Cheese Sandwich (By B!) Fillet-O-Fish Meal Sushi (from Sushi-Tei!) Instant Noodles Chopan Matcha Chocolate (I like Matcha!)
I'm eating no more. :D
I'm Lovin' It.
June 20, 2008
Stop & Stare
At The Lounge.
Alright, B! just left me to play tennis (!) with Her Tuition Teacher (FTW!). Her Tuition Teacher isn't that bad! Haha. B!, go watch Kungfu Panda with him! & eat your Happy Meal to your hearts' content! :D Okay, B! didn't exactly just leave me, it's just that the WLAN here's so (forking) slow, it took me 10 minutes (!) to get to this (bloody) page. Anyway, I'm stuck with E, and I do not like getting stuck with E. After devouring MCDs didn't really put me in much mood to waste my time with E, so I'm going to do One Last Quiz to kill time.
RULES: 1. Put Your iTunes/Windows Media Player/ETC on Shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name. 5. Put this on your journal.
1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say? Thousand Miles -Vanessa Carlton (Sure.)
2.How would you describe yourself? The Remedy (I Won't Worry) - Jason Mraz (Diseased.)
3.What do you like in a girl/guy? My Girlfriend (Forgot Me This Christmas) - The Click Five (And...? Maybe I would like a guy with my girlfriend's attributes? Or one that would forget me This Christmas)
4.How do you feel today? Colour Blind - Darius Danesh (I feel loads of colours!)
5.What is your life's purpose? Must Have Done Something Right - Relient K
6.What is your motto? Good Life - Kayne West Ft T-Pain (Yupidoo.)
7. What do your friends think of you? Freak on a Leash - KoRn (How right, I wonder.)
8. What do you think of your parents? Gimme More - Britney Spears (Yes, I do want alot more that what I have right now.)
9.What do you think about very often? I Kissed a Girl - Kate Perry (It's supposed to be a secret!)
10.What is 2 + 2? Florida - Boyce Avenue
11.What do you think of your best friend? I'm Yours - Jason Mraz (Aww...)
12.What do you think of the person you like? Stalker - Goldfinger (I wanna marry my, I wanna marry my, I wanna marry my stalker.)
13.What is your life story? All the Small Thing - Blink 182 (All the small things.)
14.What do you want to be when you grow up? Unbelievable - EMF (Yes!)
15.What do you think of when you see the person you like? Lovestoned - Boyce Avenue (I think that she knows.)
16.What will you dance to at your wedding? See You Again - Miley Cyprus (Hey, that's forking inauspicious!)
17.What will they play at your funeral? My Paper Heart - The All-American Rejects (My decomposed Paper Heart by then.)
18.What is your hobby/interest? Here In Your Arms - Hellogoodbye (Right, what a constructive hobby.)
19.What is your biggest fear? Little Miss Obsessive - Ashlee Simpson
20.What is your biggest secret? What's My Age Again - Blink 182 (Shhh.)
21.What do you think of your friends? If You Leave - Good Charlotte
22.What will you post this as? Stop & Stare - OneRepublic
23.What song would you play during your first time having sex? It's All About You - McFly (Sure, you would think I was thinking about someone else.)
Alright, this quiz made a total lesbian out of me. Back to E.
June 19, 2008
If you had any decency at all, you should do some self-reflection.
Until you have the answer, Otherwise you should go and eat some worms.
Bye bye, you, you and you.
June 18, 2008
but I swear, that I'll never do another quiz again. Except this one.
SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU 1. Growing up. 2. People. 3. Public speaking. 4. UTI. 5. Yeast. 6. Ecoli. 7. Failure.
SEVEN THINGS YOU LIKE THE MOST 1. Dilly! 2. Goo! 3. Animals. 4. My bed. 5. Pretty stickers. 6. Anything Derren Brown. 7. Mentalism.
SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM 1. My bed. 2. My Plush Turtle. 3. Toys. 4. Glow-in-the-dark Pisces puzzle. 5. Handphone charger. 6. Clothes. 7. Stickers.
SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU 1. I was in love with Derren Brown. (: 2. I am a dust mite. 3. My lifeline is Cranberry Juice. 4. I wish to suck all the cellulite out of my thighs. 5. I was overweight. 6. I was underweight. 7. Now I'm moderate.
SEVEN THINGS YOU PLAN TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE 1. Visit all the continents. 2. Build my dream house with underground tunnels and secret rooms. 3. Be the director of my own company. 4. Turn my garden into a zoo. 5. Marry someone famous and wealthy. XD 6. Be famous. 7. Invent some mutagenic agent and set it on cockraoches and mosquitos. Basically pests than are better off dead than alive and wouldn't upset the food web even if I eliminated them. :D
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO 1. Be a bitch. 2. Be sarcastic. (: 3. Be emo & start slashing my wrists. 4. Scream at four walls. 5. Live without the television. 6. Live without my handphone. 7. Live without internet.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T DO 1. tolerate ignorance. 2. stand listening to assasination plans. 3. sit through Japanese movies. 4. not cry when I'm watching shows featuring animals. E.g. Quill 5. talk. 6. sit still. 7. run.
SEVEN THINGS THAT ATTRACT YOU TO THE OPPOSITE SEX 1. Personality. 2. Attitude. 3. Looks. 4. Build. 5. Ability to give a sense of security. 6. Age. 7. Wealth.
SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST 1. Really? 2. You know what, 3. Nothing. 4. Don't know. 5. Alright. 6. Haha. 7. Huh?
SEVEN CELEBRITY CRUSHES 1. Derren Brown. 2. Johnny Depp. 3. Cillian Murphy. 4. Francis Ng. 5. Some Korean Actor. 6. Vince Vaughn. 7. Tom Cruise.
June 17, 2008
you funny person.
Funny how you hit the nail on the head when even others couldn't fathom. Or just couldn't be bothered to.
:D You rock!
Sorry for the Subway. If, you can remember, that, But, you are one funny person! :D
June 16, 2008
that I am not hooked on quizzes.
1. When will the sun not shine and when will the world end?
When chickens can fly, when pigs can fly, when I can fly. When an eclipse occurs & when global warming vanquishes respectively.
2.What you want the most now?
Stuffs to happen, stuffs to end.
3. Do you believe in afterlife?
4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
No, if I do ever have to hate my friends, we will not be friends.
5. When do you wish to die?
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
7. What is your goal for this year?
8. Do you believe in eternity love?
9. What are you thinking as you do this quiz?
Why The Throbbing Headache has got to come.
10. What feeling do you love most?
11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Old, preferably 99 years old. He has to be a billionaire. Oh, and he has to put my naming under his will, allowing me to inherit 99% of his property before I make him die of a heart attack. Kiddin' !
12. What feeling do you hate the most?
13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
If I do not treasure it, I wouldn't term that as friendship, would I?
14. Is there anything you're looking forward to in the next few weeks?
If Challenge Week & Tioman occurs in The Next Few Weeks.
15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
16. Who do you hope to be always there for you?
I do not hope for people that do not hope to be there when I hope they do. I'll take whatever whoever's willing to give.
17. Do you find life meaningless?
On a smaller scale, no. On a larger scale, yes. Global warming is going to wipe us all dead anyway. Why bother about development? You do not expect homosapiens to live for infinity in the first place, do you?
18. If you had only one wish to make, what would you wish for?
Can I wish for three more wishes? 1) Wealth 2) Health 3) Eternal Happiness
1. When is the last time you actually did a quiz?
A minute before 4:10 am.
2. What's bothering you right now?
Bothersome things that ain't worth bothering about.
Actually, how the bloody hell am I going to get to hostel when it's the other end of Singapore? I've got to return Amanda's book fast.
But, laziness rules.
3. Would you share a drink with a stranger?
4. What kind of phone do you have?
N95. But I'm surviving phone-less anyway. Staying technology-less rules. Oh wtf am I talking about? I'm using my laptop ain't I?
5. Wallpaper on your computers desktop?
It's uber cute.
6. Wallpaper on your phone?
7. Next time you will hug someone?
The school banned it.
8. Where was your display picture taken?
When we were in KL, :D
9. Is there something about you that you don't think you'd ever tell anyone?
10. Are you wearing anything on your feet?
11. What is the last thing you drank today?
12. Closest black object?
The 'K' key from my keypad of my laptop. (:
13. Who was the last person to talk to you on the phone?
Can't remember. I do not use phones.
14. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Can't remember too. I'm going handphone-less alright?
15. If you could have one person with you right now who would it be?
16. Listening to..?
17. Anyone you want to kill?
18. What do you want?
I don't mind NLP-ing people.
19. What are you eating?
20. Have you hit someone today?
21. Do you believe in soul mates?
22. What is the last text in your inbox?
I can't remember. As in, I can't remember the last text in my inbox.
23. Where do you want to live when you get older?
24. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Mentalist. No, not the TOK kind. The Psychological Illusionist kind.
26. Where do you live?
27. What did you do last night?
27. What did you do today?
28. Do you miss someone right now?
29. Do you think they miss you too?
Yes. One just said so. :D
30. What are you going to do after this?
31. Where is/are your bestfriend(s)?
32. Do you prefer day or night?
33. Have you ever slept over 12 hours?
34. How good is your eyesight?
35. What are your plans for tomorrow?
Get my bloody phone today and contact Shee for tomorrow.
36. What was the last thing you drank?
37. Whose house did you go to last?
Danusha's. In KL.
38. Who honestly knows everything about you?
39. Vanilla or Chocolate?
41. What do you wear more: shorts, slacks, jeans, or sweatpants?
42. How would your friends describe you?
43. How old do you want to be when you settle down or get married?
44. Anyone broken your heart?
45. Have you ever waved to someone and realized it wasn't the person?
46. What have you learned recently?
47. Would you choose love over money?
48. Are you excited for school?
Yes, for the people. Not the work. 49. Are you bored?
50. Someone on your mind?
1.If your being extremely quiet whats it mean?
Sad/angry/shy I've nothing to say to you, it's cue for you to shut up too.
2.If someone hit you, what would you do?
Hit back, full force.
Actually it depends on the situation.
Whatever the way, I'll make the person pay double.
3. Do you still have feelings for your ex?
Unless you call that person an ex, then no ex, no feelings.
He was one big imbecile though.
4. Have you ever had a one night stand?
5. If so would you again? And if not, would you?
6. Last time you laughed?
Just now. Guy on tv played the wrong key.
7. Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
8.Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
No. But I have a cupboardful of them.
9.Would you ever date your best friend?
Well, if the person changed from best friend to deeper than best friend.
10. Have you ever received sexy pics from someone?
11. Do you regret anything from your past?
12.If you could seek revenge on someone would you?
No, wouldn't think so, not that worth it.
13. How do you react when people cry around you?
Say cliche stuffs, then improvise.
We all know that from the back of our hands, now don't we?
14. Do you bump into someones arm if you want to hold their hand?
I do not bump.
15. Last argument?
Thou shall not make me speak of it.
16. Last Kiss?
None! I do not do naughty things. :D
17. Would you kiss them again?
18. Are you jealous of this person?
No.This person, does not exist.
19. Would you ever take off ur clothes for money?
Well, if I ever had to leave in poverty and had no money for clothes, I don't see why not.
20. Do you have a crush?
Thou shall not probe.
21. Do you know how to swim?
23. What are you listening to?
24. Last beverage?
25. Last nap?
26. Do you own a planner?
Yes I do.
But utilizing it is another thing.
28. Would your parents be mad if you got pregnant?
If I'm married, why would they?
Otherwise, I do not want to learn to know. (:
30. Would they be mad if you turn gay?
Not interested to try.
31. What will you be doing tomorrow?
Preparing for the day after.
32. Sweetest thing anyone has ever done for you?
Can't remember them all.
33. Friends who you like most?
Can't be bothered to rank.
35. What time is it now?
36. Fav color?
37. Are you racist?
38. Excited for anything?
39. What day is it today?
40. Would you ever steal someones bf/gf?
WordPress or Blogdrive?
Contemplating whether to switch to WordPress, 'cause Blogger drove me nuts with alignment of pictures.
Imbecile can't differentiate a from , < from < and > from >, shift+enter from enter, etc, When I most need them to be otherwise. Pictures cause everything to go way terribly wrong. ): See my point? Bet this chunk doesn't make any sense to you. It is supposed to make some sense. Just the doings of Blogger that screw everything up.
But then WordPress doesn't permit modifying layout. & I don't like CSS 'cause I know nothing about it. Premades are pretty, but I like them my way sometimes. Can't insert my ShoutMix there either! Furthermore, I can't bear to leave my pretty layout here obsolete. Sorry for egotism, but I do love my pretty layout.
Anyway I've gotten some Fortune Cookie fetish. Well, web-generated ones.
Fortune #1: Someone special is thinking of you right now. Oh right, as if everyone isn't sleeping already.
Fortune #2: You are thinking hard of a dream. It is best to go to bed now. This say so much doesn't it? Haha, that the first fortune is just a dream. & yes, I do need to sleep, but the thing is I just woke up. Look at the time. :D
Fortune #3: It is as good as money in your pocket. The dream is as good as nothing (?).
Fortune #4: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. Right.
Fortune #5: The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut. & it couldn't have come at a better time of the day. Imbecile.
I promised I would go back to school without my round tummy.
Oh shut up already, I am not anorexic!
June 10, 2008
ChRiStOpHeR says: I'm very very innocent. The cleanest boy you'll ever come across. ` joey[Lin³] ! says: Uh huh, then everyone's a saint. ChRiStOpHeR says: Fine Deny somemore la... I know you think so too ` joey[Lin³] ! says: Yea, sure. Unless my brain has gone haywire, I would not think so. ChRiStOpHeR says: Eh, Last time you saw me, right Do you think my hair is long? ` joey[Lin³] ! says: Well, I didn't notice anything strange about your hair. So it's alright. Or maybe you look so strange everytime, I've just gotten used to it (: . ChRiStOpHeR says: Wtv la. In other words, Joey: you look so hot! ` joey[Lin³] ! says: Hmmm, your idea of strange = hot? Well, maybe you are just too strange to distinguish hot from strange or maybe you are just sooo hot, your brain sizzled up that you look more strange than hot (: ! ChRiStOpHeR says: You know, when i need someone to throw insults at me, you are the best person to go to.
Wonder where I got The Acid from. Wonder where. Maybe it's in the genes.
Alright, you don't know how bored I am. Sitting at home all day facing four walls. Gosh.
Wonder when Bangkok-Chiang Mai-Chiang Rai and Tioman will come. Can't wait.
Wait, wait, waiting...
Bored to death.
Read: Siddhartha The Outsider Metamorphosis Teahouse Taipeiren
Alright, I know it's only three books. But the thing is I haven't been doing anything the past week in KL. I started The Outsider & Metamorphosis only yesterday, or maybe the day before. Oh I don't know. Losing track of time. I'm finishing Teahouse, it's just so goddamn boring, alright? Well, I tried reading Taipeiren on board the train. Apparently I wasted 8 hours attempting to sleep, otherwise staring at Cows & Chickens, & Buffalos.
Gosh, I miss KL. Wish I was back there again. No matter how I loathed the heat. But still, company rocked.
I love company! Once again, I'll send the pictures when my laptop's back and I'll blog about it alright?
June 8, 2008
Alright, I am acting like an imbecile. Doing this thingy again. Oh well, I'm really restlesss staring at the piece of white paper with small black print in front of me. Imbecile, but anyway, I was tagged twice. & I haven't gotten my laptop back.
Rules: 1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. 2. Each player answers the questions about themselves. 3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.
Starting time: 11:50 pm Name: Joey Sisters: 0 Brothers: 0 Shoe size: 6-7 Height: 156 cm (One & a half years ago.)
Where do you live: Singapore Favourite drinks: The Oestrogen Drink & Japanese Green Tea Favourite breakfast: Actually, I don't give a damn about breakfast. I eat anything that is in front of me.
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes. Swam in the ocean: No. Fallen asleep at school: Yes. Broken someone's heart: Yes. Fell off your chair: Yes. Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: No. For one, I really hate phone calls. Talking into an inanimate object is not really my thing. Saved e-mails: Yes.
What is your room like: Two twin beds with pretty gay bedsheets. Freshly washed sheets, I like. (: A scrawny brown cupboard with posters I made 'cause of Adam Khoo. Tiny paper rabbits up the ceiling! Glow in the dark stars & moon! Plush turtles $ the like. What's right beside you: The same ol' Ironing Board. What is the last thing you ate: Oyster Omelette!
Ever had chicken pox: Yes. Sore throat: Yes. Stitches: Yes. Broken nose: No. But I've got holes in the bones of my nose.
Do you believe in love at first sight: No. Like picnics: Yes. Who was/were the last person/people you danced with: Danusha! Last made you smile: Imbecile, thou shall not probe. You last yelled at: Mother.
Today did you Talk to someone you like: No. Kissed anyone: No. Get sick: I don't know, alright. Talk to an ex: No. Miss someone: Yes. Eat: Yes. Loads.
Best feeling in the world: Happiness Do you sleep with stuffed animals: No. What's under your bed: Nothing. Who do you really hate: Not anyone, really. Otherwise, myself. What time is it now?: 12:03 am
Random: Is there a person who is on your mind now: Yes. Do you have any siblings: No. Do you want children: Don't know. Do you smile often: Guess so. Do you like your hand-writing: No. Are your toe nails painted: No. I bother to paint no nails. Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: The bed in the guest room of Danusha's house in KL. What color shirt are you wearing now: I'm wearing my Betty Boop nightie. What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday: Searching for uniforms with Demus. I can't wait till: Everything ends. When did you cry last: Saturday night.
Are you a friendly person: Yes. Do you have any pets: Yes. Turtles. Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: Home. Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: Thou shall not probe. Do you sleep with the TV on?: No. What are you doing right now?: This survey. Have you ever crawled through a window?: Yes. Can you handle the truth?: Don't want to. Are you too forgiving?: Not really. Are you closer to your mother or father?: Apathetic, alright? Who was the last person you cried in front of?: Buddhika. But it wasn't a big show. I wouldn't be surprised if he himself didn't notice it anyway. How many people can you say you've really loved?: I'm apathetic, get it? Imbecile. Do you eat healthy?: No. Do you still have pictures of you and your ex?: No. 'Cause I don't even have an ex. Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: Yes. If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: For one, not you. Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: Loud at school. Quiet at home. Are you confident?: No.
5 things I was doing 10 years ago: 1. Studying for streaming exams. 2. Lying to parents so that I could go to my friends' house. 3. Dreaming about flying. 4. Wishing I had the ability to control minds. 5. Rejoicing over the fact that I dropped out of violin class.
5 things on my to-do list today: 1. Finish Mathematics. 2. Read at least a chapter of The Outsider. 3. Read Teahouse. 4. Read Metamorphosis. 5. Starve.
5 snacks I enjoy: 1. Pocky. 2. Meatballs from Ikea. 3. Green Tea Flavoured Caramel Snack. 4. Chewing Gum. 5. Potato Chips.
5 things I would do if I were a billionaire: 1. Build a mansion for myself. 2. Donate. 3. Save. 4. Splurge. 5. Hide.
5 of my bad habits: 1. Eat. 2. Harp. 3. Harbour. 4. Scream. 5. Pout.
5 places I have lived in: 1. Singapore. 2. 3. 4. 5.
5 jobs I've had: 1. Student. 2. An imbecile at King of Melon Seeds. 3. 4. 5.
5 people I tag: 1. Can't be bothered who does it, really. 2. Lam Yinto. 3. 4. 5.
KL! Should be blogging about it, but my laptop's been sent for servicing! Give me 4 more days.
Rules:1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. 2. Each player answers the questions about themselves. 3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.
Starting time: 12:40 AM Name: Joey Sisters: 0 Brothers: 0 Shoe size: 6-7 Height: 156 cm (Shut Up, already, people.) Where do you live: Singapore Favourite drinks: The Oestrogen Drink (Soya Bean Milk) & Green Tea Favourite breakfast: Hot dog in Baguette Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes Swam in the ocean: No Fallen asleep at school: No Broken someone’s heart: Yes Fell off your chair: Yes Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: No Saved e-mails: Yes What is your room like: Two twin beds with pretty gay sheets. You see plush turtles and the like. What’s right beside you: An Ironing Board What is the last thing you ate: Dried fish fillet that Niko bought from KL Ever had chicken pox: Yes Sore throat: Yes Stitches: No Broken nose: No Do you believe in love at first sight: Lust at first sight, more like. Like picnics: Yes Who was/were the last person/people you danced with: SNGS people Last made you smile: Thou shall not ask. (: You last yelled at: Mother Today did you: Talk to someone you like: Thou shall not ask, again. Get sick: Don't know. Miss someone: Yes! Danusha! Amanda! Nikodemus! Buddhika! Love you people loads. Eat: Yes Best feeling in the world: Happiness Do you sleep with stuffed animals: No What’s under your bed: Nothing. But nothing does not exist, for nothing has a property of being nothing. But the point is, it looks like nothing to me though. (: Who do you really hate: Don't bother asking, alright. What time is it now?: 1:06 AM
Random: Is there a person who is on your mind now: Yes Do you have any siblings: 0 Do you want children: Don't know Do you smile often: Guess so Do you like your hand-writing: No Are your toe nails painted: No Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: The other bed in my room that technically does not belong to anyone What color shirt are you wearing now: Not wearing a shirt, I'm wearing my nightie! What were you doing at 7:00 PM yesterday: Preparing to go to Danusha's house in KL When did you cry last: Yesterday Are you a friendly person: Yes Do you have any pets: Yes, I love my turtles! Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: Go figure. Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: Thou shall not probe. But then again, it didn't mean anything then. Do you sleep with the TV on?: No What are you doing right now?: IM-ing SHEEE! (: Have you ever crawled through a window?: Yes Can you handle the truth?: If the truth hurts, no thanks. Are you too forgiving?: I'm working on it, alright. Are you closer to your mother or father?: Apathetic Who was the last person you cried in front of?: Buddhika How many people can you say you’ve really loved?: Start counting sheeps Do you eat healthy?:The past 7 days at Danusha's grandmother's house, yes. Otherwise, no. Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: Yes If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: People Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: I cause pandemonium. Are you confident?: No
5 things I was doing 10 years ago: 5 things on my to-do list today: 5 snacks I enjoy: 5 things I would do if I were a billionaire: 5 of my bad habits: 5 places I have lived in: 5 jobs I’ve had: 5 people I tag: Can't be bothered, really. At least not for now.
May 31, 2008
Amanda ! Dan ! Nalaka ! Nikodemus ! Joey !
Will be leaving for
KUALALUMPUR & GENTING
in the next 7 hours.
Train leaves at 7.45 !
Can't wait !
Hammond will be there too !
THIS WILL BE BLOODY HELL COOL!
THIS WILL BE THE SEX, I SWEAR.
May 28, 2008
I hate you.
If you can't be committed, forget it. I am giving up, but because you can't be committed. I will not, & will not allow myself to chase something that is nonexistent, at least going to be. Because if someone's head is as thick as a coconut & cannot be penetrated, I'd throw the coconut away & find another one.
I am moving on. Leaving you in the past. There's a reason that people in the past do not make it to the future. You are the reason.
You should really reflect on yourself. A pretence under a facade. You seriously suck, really. Even if people don't tell you so. That's because people are blinded by your facade.
If I am feeling this bad about someone, it says something.
One Word for You.
May 25, 2008
Je suis de solee, je suis en retard.
JO: Guess what time I slept at? NLK: 2? JO: Nope. NLK: 3? JL: Hahaha JO: NOPE. NLK: 5? JO: NOPE! NLK: then? NLK: 6? JO: No no no. JO: I slept at 9am and woke up at 10 am JO: Hahaha NLK: why? JO: TOK NLK: icic NLK: so how? JO: Stupid me right? NLK: finished? JO: I dont know whether I finished. JO: I am too confused. NLK: u are not stupid dear JO: Did I say I'm stupid?
May 24, 2008
TOK is my life.
TOK is my life. TOK is my life. TOK is my life. TOK is my life. TOK is my life. TOK is my life. TOK is my life.
TOK is my life.
TOK is my life.
TOK is my life.
TOK is my life.
TOK is my life.
May 18, 2008
The Nondescript of the Nondescript.
Assissi Carnival wasn't as sexy as expected. It was a waste of time. In fact, it was 'orrible. & some people had to perfectly compound it. As if 'orrible wasn't a good enough word.
But anyway, the Olive Fried Rice rocks. Stall set up by Peiying Primary! & Tended by a teacher of mine who refused to let me go to the toilet 10 years ago. But then again gave me a pretty present 'cause I was first in class! Haha, he's nice. (: I had a lousy reputation though. 'Cause I didn't know how to read Chinese then but spoke eloquently in Chinese vituperatives. :D But anyway, 10 years later, the same student could read Chinese, and 0.25-understand a Chinese text but can't 0.01-speak Chinese. FINE.
Tandoori Chicken was appetizing! Should have bought more.
& I wanted Ben & Jerry's. But I was 0.50 SGD short. Well, at least I cut down on the cellulite content. Oh, & SN's stall was a bore.
It was funny to see how Really Random People turned up there. Like, Keith. Like, some Really Random People.
May 17, 2008
I am a good girl.
Joey feels accomplished.
Because she did 3 essays for Economics. & 18 pages of Biology report.
Look, she is such a show-off!
Maybe she is subconsciously boot-lickingMaclehose & Hjorth to pull effort grades up.
But Joey has been feeling mean this few days. Argh. Whatever.
Hope Assisi Carnival becomes the sex tomorrow.
May 13, 2008
I am a
Waste of space.
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.
I have just completed my friggin' Chinois Essay. & LOOK AT THE FRIGGIN' TIME.
But since I'm gonna sleep late, A lil' blogging before bedtime would do no harm. Since the harm's already been done.
I'M UPSET 'CAUSE I HAVE PASSED MY REM STATE. I would friggin' have friggin' problems waking up & forcing myself to pay attention in class.
Schtooopid Chinois debate later. But I'm gonna quack like a duck throughout the entire debate. Like, Quack, Quack & Quack.
I think I'm delirious now. Delirious with fatigue. Schtooopid.
I ate loads today. 1) Mum-made subway 2) John's bread with hotdog 3) Chocolate Pocky 4) Fish, Wedges & Baked Beans 5) 10 meatballs & 1 gigantic potato, with creamy gravy! 6) Some two-coloured gummies. One side is the berry side, the other's some creamy dessert dip. 7) Roasted Garlic Peanuts
I am fat alright? Schtooopid me. Later shall be excessive diet period. I should just survive on one slice of bread the entire day.
& I feel my intestines rotting 'cause if some rotten medicine I kept in the refrigerator for a month. Schtooopid relapse of a schtooopid internal infection.
I suck. & there's RDA later. Bet I'm gonna fall asleep beside the friggin' 'edge'og who only has IRCHKE in his dictionary. Schtooopid.
May 10, 2008
I was hungry & so I decided to roast some marshmallows in the oven.
Then I proceeded to read my Chinese notes while waiting to indulge in them.
OH, NEVERMIND. They caught fire and inflated to the size of tennis balls. They became black & there goes my marshmallows.
So I decided to take the risk again.
But this time, with NO Chinese notes.
Thank god, my marshmallows turned out fine. Like fluffy lil' pillows. & foamy inside.
May 5, 2008
Am Bored to the Max. So I'll give a monotonous run through of today. Anyway, I am happy today, 'cause everyone's all alright now! Someone is not being mean anymore. Haha. & You'd better stay unmean, lest I mati pucuk you! (:
Today was alright. But the centre has closed. DAMN IT. I hate it when teachers torment us like that! While they sit in an airconditioned room sniggering "Haha, the G11s are stuck out there! Serves them right!" & omg, badminton is being such a bitch.
Anyway I went to SJI with the Lins & Gabby to take their cert. I didn't take mine! 'Cause I am too lazy. Haha, but I didn't go home empty-handed! (:
Came back for GK talk.
I'm tired. Bye.
JOHOR! Went Johor for dinner. & Shopped around City Square. Char KwayTeow was alright, but IpohCheeCheong Fan was nice.
I bought a pretty gay-looking file. It's pink, blue & brown. With cute Japanese characters & fishes on it! Pink Sakura's and a brown wooden teahouse! My mother said it was childish. But I think it's cute! Ey, but I did have a deprived childhood alright?
Foolscap paper was pretty too! With a picture of a Fishing village on the cover!
Why am I so associated with fishes today? Dan & I were talking about fishes in the morning. Oh well, fish fish fish. I wonder... NLK is a black amiable fish! ROW is an anorexic koi!
ANYWAY I can't wait for KL if I'm even going. :D I'll see how GawadKalinga goes. But I'll most probably end up in KL.
Okay, it is 0100 on the dot. Au revoir! BonneNuit!
My father was being a bitch today. & I raised my voice at him. He should stop being a bitch.
May 3, 2008
I am sofa king weetodid.
They all seem so far away.
I am supposed to do my Chimie Report. But I'm not really into doing it.
I'm exhausted & I am a piece of shit. I can't join the Narcissist Club, because I suck.
So I shall blog about yesterday.
Yesterday was a bad day again. Danusha was having a bad time. Joey was having a bad time too. & Joey was having a bad time 'cause Danusha had a bad time.
Minus Canossian School. Service made my day. Canossian rocks. But it eats into Chinois Extra Lessons.
You find: Terrapins in a terrarium! Aquas in an aquarium!
Brendan Koh was being his usual bastardy self. Teaching the lil' kids naughty things & caressing himself. Jenny 'walked' into 'Sungei Buloh Nature Reserve'. I ate fifty-cent Jelly & one-dollar Wantons. We taught the kids to make Mothers' & Fathers' Day cards. They are cute!
We made these the previous Canossian session. Ernest's SuperPillowMan. Jenny's lil' Jenny. & Joey's lil' Dilly.
Now shut up.
I am angry. Argh.
May 1, 2008
Hello people. I would have gone to Hostel & Iron Man If I wasn't under the friggin' impression that I was going to Malaysia.
*Danusha~believe in your choices~* says: because u suck *Danusha~believe in your choices~* says: whoops *Danusha~believe in your choices~* says: wrg convo
I know, but it best describes me, doesn't it?
Sorry Nalaka, Danusha & Sien. Joey isn't being a good girl today.
Someone said, "remind me to shoot myself in the head when I get home." Lndmyrgnwhnyrdn Thanks.
Kal Ho Naa Ho. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. Kuch To Huai Hai. Mahi Ve. Soni soni, achar mahi ve. (:
April 29, 2008
Ben & Jerry's!
Today is a SAD yet HAPPY day.
The SAD things first.
ONE I felt dispirited in the morning 'cause of some confusion last night. But well, it didn't really matter 'cause it doesn't exactly concern me.
The only thing is that when people are confused, I get confused too. Ultimately, all parties get thrown into a confusion because I am confused & I start confusing them.
TWO Nikodemus Yoga actually called me a Bimbo. Thanks alot, Daddy. You made me SAD. Haha.
THREE Uncle Oooik insisted that I was in Elementary School & I had no brain. Which is not true. :D
FOUR That friggin' Hedgehog refused to admit that I am hot. Well, I meant I felt hot but that friggin' Hedgehog took it to mean something else. But either way, you insisting that I am not hot made me SAD. Anyway, I admit that I am not hot. Haha.
FIVE I screwed up my French Test. I left my last page blank & I actually wrote 'Je ne sais pas' on my script before I had the sense to liquid them away. Mr Huesdens was laughing at my answer for 'coffee without milk'.
SIX Oh yea, & during French class, Rowly got pissed with me. 'Cause he was pissed & I started laughing at him for being pissed,
& He got doubly pissed. He snapped at me. I am HURT. Haha.
SEVEN I am SAD because we ain't talking that much anymore. Is it just me? Or you? Or the both of us? & I am SAD because of what made me SAD. You don't know what & well, I don't know whether I am ready to enlighten you yet. Oh well.
On the other hand, the HAPPY things!
ONE "Initially I was underweight, then I became overweight, & then, now, I'm moderate!"
TWO Ben & Jerry's rocks! Especially so when it's FREE CONE DAY. I had Chunky Monkey, New York & Chunky Monkey again! Yay, three ice-creams for lunch! My cellulite content has increased at the expense of my Bio report. But the point is Ben & Jerry's rocks! Minus the fat content.
THREE Yay, it was FUNdoing naughty things just for ice-cream! :D
FOUR Bern, Binks & Part Time are FUNNY & CUTE people!
FIVE Omg, have you all seen FERMS? They are SO CUTE together. FOOMS! Forty-one! Awww! ERNEST! Awww! FOOMS + ERNEST = FERMS! DOUBLE AWWW! Haha, they looked the sweetest pair! & People in the centre could do nothing but, "AWWW!"
SIX Cute. :D
April 28, 2008
Happy 18th Birthday 18 April 2008
John Ooi Sen Ven!
At EIGHTEEN, you can:
Smoke. Clubbing. Bypass bouncers.
Watch M18 movies. Get a girl pregnant. & A whole load of naughty things. Etcetera, etcetera.
Yay! Cheerios, John! For the revelation of this fun, wild, & bitchy world! Soley for the EIGHTEENS!
20 April 2008 To celebrate John's birthday, We went to Sentosa, Tanjong Beeeach! A quiet serene beeeach, Sporting scantily clad girls with their fats wobbling like pudding, Once hunks not now, with muscles gone bad. Some splayed like chickens, roasting in the sun. & Boasting their cellulite, like, wobble, wobble, wobble & wobble. Okay, I fall into one of these categories. (: You could see dogs pooping into the sea & a golden retriever actually buried his mouth into my KFC meal. You are welcome.
I SINCERELY APOLOGISE, PEOPLE. Okay, I am BAD. Well, I should really get that shirt that says "I'm late but I was worth waiting for." Sorry, I take that back, 'cause I'm seriously sorry. But then again, you can't deny that, can you? Okay, not. Back to the poiiiint.
Uh-huh, a whoppin' helluva fun of camwhoring cum begrudgingly-waiting-for-Joey session. I am SORRY, peeps. & Look! Saweet went for Xtreme Makeover!
We were there for lunch & beeeaching!Bitching too!
I love swimming! Minus the shitwater assailing my nostrils, tongue, eyes & throat.
But I love it all the same. (:
Some reading at the rocks. & OOOOOOOOH! It would have been right for me to actually get out of that scene, But. I'm sorry I didn't. :D
Here are some really sexy pictures you wouldn't want to miss.
Cheesy Fries are sexy! Finger Linkin' Goooood.
Pinoy Dance Courtesy of Rowland Anthony S. Imperial Too bad, rated M18. It would have been a five stars performance if it was R21.
Mandy is sexy. Because Fat does not equate to Sexy. But Crazy does.
I see hot & sexy Indians. I mean to say hot & sexy Sri Lankan & Indian Toasting themselves for a darker tan. (As if NLK wasn't black enough.) Haha, kiddin' ! These people were sleeping on a fine fine day. What a waste.
Okay, enough for the sexy part. The Random Part.
Sien is strrrrong!
That was being totally gay. But I'm not surprised.
Danusha! & Celine!
Gosh, I was trying to avoid the rocks. They cut bloody hell. Got cut several times, Dan too. Unfortunately, I resembled a yeti hunting for poissons.
Epithelium ripped by jagged rocks. Ouch.
There were loads of pictures. But I couldn't post them all up. I would die doing so.
But anyway, hope everyone had fun. Once again, SELEMAT HARI JADI JOHN OOOIK!
April 27, 2008
Clark Quay was amusingly unorthodoxical!
C for Clinic.
Wheelchairs, operating tables. Those nondescript clinic chairs do not exactly ring a pleasant bell in your head, do they? Especially when you have been imbued with grotesque thrillers about hospitals.
Well, in case you didn't really scrutinize or recognize those steel enclosures that would remind you of an abatoir, it is made to resemble a mortuary. It's cool, but not when you are thinking of Sweeny Todd's barber instruments, having a really interesting Bio partner telling you his current massacre agenda & visualing morbid corpses served as your dinner.
I freaked out when I saw this one. It's an operating table & look at those sinistic lights you would find in an operation room.
Well, you could look down at your steak & wonder if that was actually a slice out of a human heart? Perhaps red wine could be useful for an emergency blood transfusion, wouldn't it?
For one, I would think the owner was a tadautistic.
This is a really cool setting. Look, a shrunken head.
Gros morceaux chauds !
Haha, okay, this doesn't exactly make sense. I babelfished Hot Hunks from English to French & this was what they gave me. It didn't exactly seem right, so I babelfished it back to English. Guess what? It says Large hot pieces.
April 26, 2008
Waddle, waddle, waddle!
Daddy brought a lost turtle.
It was found crossing the road.
Haha, this would be cute if it wasn't too large and my house too small.
It hisses and bites too.
I won't let my other darls be at risk. This could easily crush them flat.
Now you see what I mean, don't you?
I told Daddy to return it to the reservoir. Poor little thing must have missed chasing the little poissons.
April 23, 2008
but the thing is if i dont , i’d kinda be letting the baby kangaroo down and i dont want to. i feel lukewarm.
you friggin' hedgehog! i will whine next RDA session but you'd better stay and sidewalk bryan with me. you friggin' hedgehog.
April 18, 2008
Ingenious, these people. Albeit a touchless of random joblessness.
Name two female teachers you would like to go to lunch with.
Mrs Kitchener & Ms Curry
Which teacher would you like to spend the night with? I rephrase, which teacher would you like to bed with?
April 12, 2008
Make an art statement.
These are freakingly cool!
But merely derived from Yinto and I jamming our hands into the photocopier.
The school's photocopier.
CREDITS to PART TIME for pressing the photocopier button. :D
April 10, 2008
This is what we do during Laura Hammond's class:
Joey has sent Rowland a nudge.
Rowland has invited you to view his webcam. Accept or Decline?
Joey has invited Rowland to do his Pinoy Dance. Acceptor Decline?
Rowland has declined and will decline foreva.
April 7, 2008
Sometimes, people can get so shallow. SO SHALLOW. SHO SHALLOW. -frantic hand gestures signalling shallowness, like the perfect retard-
Delve into the deep. Open your eyes & see. See deep. Stop floating on the shallow. The treasure lies deep.
April 6, 2008
Joyeux anniversaire, bebes!
Pity, I couldn't attend 050408. Heard it was helluva fun!
But anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTEO, CHARISSA, WEIJIE & JOSE!
J'aime le chinois! J'ai accompli le chinois! Approximativement huit cents et vingt mots!
April 5, 2008
This is drving me peanuts. Seriously peanuts.
is driving me walnuts. Argh.
Do away, Occam's Razor Social Forces False Premise
): Just go away and let me sulk.
Katurian Katurian Katurian "Like I said, my parents were funny people."
Hilariously disturbing, Provocatively amusing. & I absolutely loved it.
"Who put this on you?" "A man." "Who?" "A man!" "Why didn't you take it off?" "I thought I was not supposed to." "Why, you look stupid!"
An inchoate nexus of stories interlinked. Suspect, who didn't murder, was convicted of murder. Spastic brother, least likely to commit murder, committed murder. Suspect then committed murder by murdering spastic brother, who committed murder. Eventually, you will realize that spastic brother was an accessory to his own murder. Bloody brilliant plot. Confusing complex complications.
I loved the gruesome part. Naturally, with this sick mind of mine. Razor blades down one's throat, Toes chopped off, & the cruxification of a little girl who was subsequently buried alive. "Do you still want to be Jesus?" "I do." Grotesque murders carried out by spastic brother according to the stories the suspect had written.
Really coarse language and scenes. Peppered with so many fuckings. I mean, the word, 'fucking'. "Am I your fucking friend?" & a full view of a man's butt.
"Why are you kneeling?" "Because I was told to." "You look stupid!"
I love Adrian Pang. Especially, with his pistol. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4-BANG!" Gunshot was awesome!
& he was amusingly retarded when he made rascist comments about Chinese.
Apparently, Nlk will follow Adrian Pang's footsteps. Way to go, Nlk!
April 4, 2008
Damn, no more hugs.
Hugs banned. & I'll have to reconfigure my conditioned reflex.
Sorry Danusha, but in the meantime you will have to suffer the manifestation of my withdrawal symptons in Chem and Bio class.
I haven't had fun like this for eons. After today, I advocate we drop our perverse perspective of beaches (if you know what I mean) and embrace a cool, new definition! Afterall, it seems like shitwater provided us tons & tons of fun, like never before. :D
The pictures show: 01 Celine & I debating "To Strip Or Not To Strip, That Is The Question". 02 Us, being randomly random, with a particularly random close-up shot of really random people. 03 Daddy tossing a frisbee & Daddy looks cool here! 04 John warning us the dangers of the beach.
Frisbee and Monkey should seriously be played in seawater. Nevermind being encrusted in salt and caked in sand, not to mention taking big gulps of NaCl solution with nanoscopic particles of shit, I totally love today. I totally love ECP. & I totally love EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
Our crappy moments, ROCK.
Sometimes, people just love being oblivious to the existence of Joey Lim Sze Yun, don't they?
& I shall feign sorrow. ): I AM SAD. But I still love you people!